Pick-up lines of Chennai

Chennai girls don’t like pick-up lines, so the only sort of “pick up” lines you will likely overhear in Chennai are:

Older Teen Brother (after dropping off younger teen sister at college): “Evening nee college vaasal-leye wait paNNu. Naan 4kku sharpaa vandhu unnai pick up paNNikkaren.”

Irritated wife (who also goes to work) arguing with her husband: “Daily naane dhaan kuzhandaigaLa saayankaalam pick up paNNaNumaa? Why don’t you pick them up at least today since I have a meeting??”

School teacher (who throws a chalk-piece at an unruly student in class, misses him and wants to hurl it once again since he has only this one piece left): “Pick up the chalk. Bring it to me.”

Call-taxi driver to his base station over the two-way radio: “402 calling, Sir, naan ippo dhaan Mandhaiveli party-ai pick up paNNikinen. Avanga Egmore station dropu. Ange yaaraavadhu irundaa sollunga next pickup-kku. Over“.

:-)

7 Comments so far

  1. Navneeth (unregistered) on December 30th, 2006 @ 12:36 am

    School teacher (who throws a chalk-piece at an unruly student in class, misses him and wants to hurl it once again since he has only this one piece left): “Pick up the chalk. Bring it to me.”

    Ahh…memories. :D


  2. annoynomas (unregistered) on December 30th, 2006 @ 1:56 am

    Thanks for the pick up lines.
    Will it work for a ARRP card carrying gentlemen?

    I will be in Madras this new year day after
    a very long time for a short time.

    Where can I pickup Mylapore Mamis ? at the
    Temple or @ the Triplicane Beach ? @ the Music festival? or @ the line for US visa ?
    I need to talk to them for my documentary
    “Love for Boomers in a foreign Land”
    So, please please please clue me in ..

    Can I offer to take the Madras lady blogger to
    Safire theatre ? Will it work ? a ‘virgin Mary’
    may be ?

    US returned Thennavn, need some pointers
    pronto ..for

    All my bags are packed ..
    I am leaving on a Jet Plane…
    I don’t know when I will be back again ..


  3. randramble (unregistered) on December 30th, 2006 @ 11:18 am

    :))


  4. Balaji Sowmyanarayanan (unregistered) on January 1st, 2007 @ 7:54 am

    Hello Professional? InGa Naalu local irruku, Vandu pickup panunga.

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  5. Balaji Sowmyanarayanan (unregistered) on January 1st, 2007 @ 8:00 am

    ஹலொ ப்ரொஃபக்ஷணல்? இங்க நாலு லொகல் இருக்கு, வந்து பிக்கப் பண்னுங்க.


  6. jillu (unregistered) on January 1st, 2007 @ 10:21 pm

    Thennavan,
    you may want to add the “Vandila Pick up sariyillai sir” dialogue between mechanic and customer.
    Have fun!


  7. thennavan (unregistered) on January 2nd, 2007 @ 10:17 pm

    Navneeth, here too :-).

    Annoynomas, I wish I could answer your questions but unfortunately I am not in the “kisu kisu” circuit of Chennai :-).

    Randramble :-)).

    Balaji, idhu enna courier company-aa? :-)

    Jillu, aah, marandhen :-).



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