How to answer the usual questions asked to Indians……..
I hope no one takes offense… :)
How to answer the usual questions asked to Indians…….. Here are the proper answers to awkward questions asked everyday :
Are all Indians vegetarian?
Yes. Even tigers are vegetarian in India.
Does India have cars?
No. We ride elephants to work. The government is trying to encourage ride-sharing schemes.
What does that red dot on women’s forehead mean?
Well, in ancient times, Indian men used to practice archery skills by target practicing by aiming at their wife’s red dot. In fact, that is one of the reasons why they had many wives. You see, once they mastered the art of archery and hit the target….
Does India have TV?
No. We only have cable.
Are you a Hindi?
Yes. I am spoken everyday in Northern India.
Do you speak Hindu?
Yes, I also speak Jewish, Islam and Christianity.
Is it true that everyone there is very corrupt?
Yes, in fact, I had to bribe my parents so that they would let me go to school.
India is very hot, isn’t it?
It is so hot there that all the water boils spontaneously. That is why tea is such a popular drink in India.
Indians cannot eat beef, huh?
Cows provide milk which is a very essential part of Indian diet. So eating cows is forbidden. However in order to decrease the population of the country, the government is trying to encourage everyone to eat human meat.
Why do you sometimes wear Indian clothes to work?
I prefer it to coming naked.