Somedays back, in our metblog mailing list we were discussing about the virtual citizens of chennai. Characters like Jambajaar jaggu, maadhu and cheenu of Crazy mohan fame etc were discussed. So for this madras day, thought of coming up with a post. On how Maadhu and Cheenu will react for Madras day. Thanks to Lavanya for the inputs :)

Maadhu: Dei Cheenu. Unakku theriyuma? inniku Madras day

Cheenu: Appadiya. Indha friendship day valentines day madhiriya? ellarayum paathu Happy Madras Day appadinu sollanuma?

Maadhu: ada cha. This is not a formality day. Paavam da Madras. oru naaLavadhu city pathi makkaL nenacha nanna irukkum. Innum konjam publicity paNNanum

Cheenu: Adhu seri. Udane pothys kumaran ellathalayum Madras Day special appadinu poattuduva. T Nagar vazhiya poRava gadhi adho gadhi dhaan

Maadhu: Adhu mattuma. Madras day special appadinu TV la special programs varum. Asin Shriya ellam vandhu TV la ‘Enkku Chennai romba pikkum’ appadinu thathu pithunu uLaruvaa. Solomon Paapaiya thalamaila ‘Madras nalla peyara chennai nalla peyara’ appadinu pattimandram nadakkum. Ulaga tholaikatchiyil mudhanmuRayaaga Madras Day munnitu ‘artha raathiriyil alpa kannigal’ padam poduvaan

Cheenu: Dai adhu malayaLa padam da

Maadhu: Dub panni poduva daa.Enakku Madras day anniku edavadhu special aa pannanum. Cooum la boat poganum nu aasaya irukkuda cheenu. indha jenmathula nadakkuma?

Cheenu: Adhu onnu dhaan da korachal. Neeyum janakiyum cooum la ‘aaha inba nilavinile oho jagame aadidudhe’ appadinu pesinde. chee. paadinde boat la pongo. Enna, boat kavundhu thannila vizhundhutaa, appuram aLLi edukka ONYX aaL kooda vara maata

Maadhu: Appo Sathyam la cinema paakanum da

Cheenu: Yaendapaa. Yerkanave office mudichitu andha road la varava nelamai paavam. Indha kootathula nee eppadi theatre uLLe pove?

Maadhu: Aaamamda. Pudhusu pudhusaa theatre koNdu varaaLe thavira parking kku onnume paNNa maatengara. Entrance konjam perusa vacha dhaan ennavaam.

Cheenu: Schmidt memorial poganum da. one of the oldest landmarks of chennai

Maadhu: Aathulaye pogalaam da

Cheenu: Yennada solre?

Maadhu: Schmidt memorial aa adhu. paavam. pesaama adhukku moocha memorial nnu per vachidalaam. Public toilet aaiduthe adhu

Cheenu: Hey! Mount road flyover kku gemini flyover appadinu eppadi per vandadhu theriyuma?

Maadhu: Idhu kooda theriyaadha? Parsn Complex, park hotel ippo irukkara edathula dhaan gemini studios first irundadhu. adhu pakkathulaye indha flyover vandhadhunaala, gemini flyover appadinu paer vandadhu.

Cheenu: Unakku ivlo vishayam theriyuma? Enakku paithiyame pidikka poRadhu

Maadhu:Paithiyam sonna udane enakku Kilapuk Mental hospital nyabagathukku varadhu. Aaana Kilapuk mental hospital ayanavarathula irukku. adhu theriyumo unakku?

Cheenu: Adikkadi poi irukkuiyo?

Maadhu: Udhai vaanguve rascal. Seri. Pasikaradhu. Edavadhu saapadlama?

Cheenu:Saravana bhavan polaama?

Maadhu: Saravana bhavan aa? neRaya paisa vachu irukkiya

Cheenu: ada aamamla. Maasa kadasi vera. pora poakkula thirupathi venkatachalabadhi madhiri, saravana bhavan la edaikku edai thangam koduthu dhaan full meals saapadnum pola irukku

Maadhu: Thangam nu kathi solladhe da. janaki kaadhula vizhundhuda poradhu. Madras day nyabagarathama GRT la edavadhu vaangi kodu nu kaekka poraa. Appuram avalukku gold. enakku andha kodumayana color la oru purse kodupaan. adha vachindu 12B kaaga panagal park vandhu nikka veNdi irukkum

Cheenu: Park sonna udane nyabathukku varadhu. Madras la mukkavasi park renovate pannita paathiyo? Superb aa irukku

Maadhu: Aaamam da. Pesaama valluvar koattam pakkathula irukka park poalaam. Nanna irukkum

Cheenu: Un vaNdi dhaan repair aaiduthe. auto la poviya?

Maadhu: Auto la poRadhukku saravana bhavan la vayiRu neRaya saaptudalaam

Cheenu: Dai maadhu. MAPA. Madras Auto Passengers Association nnu onnu irukku theriyuma? Pesaaama adhula member aagiden. Indha frequent flier maadhiri frequent frequent autoer aagidu. Drivers ellam friend pidichikko. paadhi meter la savaari pannalaam

Maadhu: poda loose.

Cheenu: Best maasilamaNi street kaiyendhi bhavan dhaan. Anga kedaikara neipodi dosai irukke. pramaadham. And affordable kooda. Madras day pathi pesa aarambichom. enga engayo podiuthu. Pesaama indha post la poattu irukkara madhiri panni irukkalaam

Maadhu: aamaam. adha vida nammaLaala mudinjadhu indha city kku seyyanum da. atleast road la kuppai kottradhu niRuthanum. indha madhiri konjam konjamaa edavadhu pannina dhaan uNdu

Cheenu: Ennada audience kku message aa?

Maadhu: He he