‘Rajni can slam a revolving door’

# There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Rajnikant has allowed to live.
# Outer space exists because it’s afraid to be on the same planet with Rajnikant.
# Rajnikant counted to infinity – twice.
# When Rajnikant does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.
# Rajnikant is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
# Rajnikant doesn’t wear a watch; HE decides what time it is.
# Rajnikant gave Mona Lisa that smile.
# Rajnikant can slam a revolving door.
# There are no races, only countries of people Rajnikant has beaten to different shades of black and blue.
# Rajnikant’s house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.

Got those from Chennai Living. There is more there.

5 Comments so far

  1. Ramesh (unregistered) on October 6th, 2007 @ 1:05 am

    Hey, stop making fun of Rajini. Above mentioned are not but Chuck Norris Fact.

  2. Ramesh (unregistered) on October 6th, 2007 @ 1:06 am

    Hey, stop making fun of Rajni, above mentioned are nothing but Chuck Norris Facts.

  3. nandhu (unregistered) on October 7th, 2007 @ 4:12 am

    i love it anyway. and whoever thought of adapting it for Rajnikanth was still brilliant! u dont agree?

  4. ME (unregistered) on October 10th, 2007 @ 1:17 am

    I read an article on plagarism in this blog and I find plagarism here..lol…ironic..I am sure Chuck Norris and Jack Bauer will get you.

  5. Dilip Muraldiaran (unregistered) on October 19th, 2007 @ 3:50 am

    I could not agree more about rajinikanth. The only movie he did some “ACTING” was Baadshah. Kamal is no better making good movies but he is a true actor in every sense and explores different arena’s.

    I guess both of them could respectably retire and do that thing they call “Quit while ahead” and save us some pain.

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